"I got my dog's ear pierced after my girlfriend left me. I felt so alone. Every night I sat on a chair in the corner of my apartment watching re-runs of The Price is Right. That was around the time I started my gallon-a-day ice cream habit. I guess I just felt that with all the emptiness inside of me, it would feel better to eat. But as I ate more, I just started to feel worse about myself which just made me want to eat more. To make a long story short, I got out of the mental hospital early and am now on my way to earning a degree in gunsmithing from PCDI."